Too much gin, very little bucket
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
This toilet bowl is my home.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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