have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
Thats the last time im "arresting" you to get out of paying your bar tab.
What?! The only reason I married your sister is to have a Cop in the family!
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
I woke up with "To whom it may concern" sharpied on my dick
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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