the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
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Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
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It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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