even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
So, I have realized that I am kryptonite for married men. I'm not sure how to feel about this sober, but drunk me accepts her destiny.
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