How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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