her vagine was all disorganized.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
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You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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