hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
where are my eyebrows?
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