sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
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I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
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