Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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