I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Small penises have feelings too.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
How many more times can I say I need to get laid before you kill me?
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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