i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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