I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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