The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
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Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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