I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Houston, we have a squirter
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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