I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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