he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
Randomize
