like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He keeps trying to sell me the forks from his kitchen drawer
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If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
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Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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