She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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