We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
You just begged me to mute the porn and watch her ass bounce while listening to dubstep the whole time.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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