Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
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you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
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It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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