I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
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A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
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