Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
they need to just BURY HIM!
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I would ride that face into the sunset
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