it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
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New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
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All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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