Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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