absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
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I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
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Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
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