This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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