Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
It was like the Ritz Carlton of jails. I got introduced to our criminal system the right way.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
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drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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