did you get engaged???
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
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