Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
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