i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
Breakfast sounds amazing but can we do IHOP instead? I have to pick up a Plan B pill and there’s a CVS next to it
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