I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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