guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
you're going to have to hot glue me into my dress tonight. there's no way out.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I think my nap took me to another dimension
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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