Ambien. No doubt about it.
Don't make out with my wife yet
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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