we're making bets on your personal life
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
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