I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
i'm having taco bell mild sauce and tums for breakfast because i'm hungover and thats all i can find. it's like thanksgiving up in here
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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