Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
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Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
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If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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