whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Randomize
