It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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