oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just wanna skin you and wear you like last years versace.
you may have the big hair, fake nails, and talk with a fake accent, but you will NEVER be a housewife from new jersey so STOP TRYING.
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
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