The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
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he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
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So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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