Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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