apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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