I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
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