he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
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I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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