she was so not down for the gang bang
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Yeah. Let's save our goodbyes for when I'm obnoxiously and embarrassingly drunk and more than likely naked.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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