I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
When you put it that way it sounds like my vagina is a parking garage to be monitored by security guards
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
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May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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