I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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