i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
He gave me his number and said the usual call whenever you need someone but then was like... or just call me.
You would pick up a guy in AA.
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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