we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
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Found your dick twin last night
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
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He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
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