He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
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I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
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We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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