yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
Ladies don't puke and tell
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I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
The adults are the big ones right?
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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