just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
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I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
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Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
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