hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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