I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I feel like death gave me a hand job
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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